Cross-eyed Rottweiler

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Today’s category: Animals

Cross-eyed Rottweiler

      A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?"

      "Well" said the vet "lets have a look at him"

      So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes.

      "Well" says the vet "I’m going to have to put him down"

      "Just because he’s cross-eyed?" says the man.

      "No, because he’s heavy" says the vet.

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